Jan
31
2010
Yesterday my kids and I took our happy little coupons to our local Steak n Shake for a nice lunch.
Upon arrival, we noticed the place as packed with others who had the similar though apparently.
We were seated just before our waitress stopped to get our drink order. As she approached the table.
Waitress: “Are [...]
Jan
27
2010
Making a baby..
This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!–
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed [...]
Jan
23
2010
This is a real conversation that took place in my house last night following my getting pissed at continued banter between my two teenage boys and my boyfriend (“A”) regarding tits, ass, cleavage and Heidi Montags new rack.
A: What’s the big deal?
Me: It’s disrespectful, that’s what the big deal is.
A: That’s just guys!
Me: So when [...]
Jan
20
2010
I don’t know what’s more strange – the men being charged in this case or those who actually paid for their services.
You?
Jan
19
2010
A full-time stay-at-home mother would earn $134,121 a year if paid for all her work, according to a study released by Salary.com.
To reach the projected pay figures, the survey calculated the earning power of the 10 jobs respondents said most closely comprise a mother’s role — housekeeper, day-care teacher, cook, computer operator, laundry machine operator, [...]
Jan
18
2010
I thought this article on tanning was very interesting. I used to think it was all in my head when I’d feel better both physically and mentally after tanning. Doesn’t it just suck that so many of those things that feel good are so darn bad for us?
Tanning’s effects may be more than skin deep.
A [...]
Jan
15
2010
Earlier today my attention was drawn to a conversation on just how many business deals are currently taking place in strip clubs.
I’m just wondering – outside of getting someone in a strip club, in order to have some blackmailing material, why would you consider doing business in such a way?
I’m not quite sure I understand [...]
Jan
15
2010
Although colds and allergies may share some of the same symptoms, they are very different diseases. Here’s why:
Cause. Colds are caused by viruses. Allergies are an immune system response caused by exposure to an allergen — something you’re allergic to — such as pollen or pet dander. Cold viruses are easily spread from person to [...]
Jan
14
2010
In a survey conducted by The Intelligence Group, Dateline questioned 500 teenagers across the country, ages 14 to 18, about their computer habits.
When asked if they chat online to people they’ve never met before, an overwhelming majority said “yes,” whether it’s “all the time,” “sometimes,” or “not very often.”
When asked if someone they’ve met [...]
Jan
13
2010
Did you hear the one about the ostrich? The sperm donor? The dog food?
They’re just three of the more ingenious tax deductions that creative Americans have devised over the years to counterpunch the tax collector. A quick Ali shuffle, a feint with the left and an outlandish deduction delivered with a straight face can [...]