Not Before Coffee

Yesterday my kids and I took our happy little coupons to our local Steak n Shake for a nice lunch.
Upon arrival, we noticed the place as packed with others who had the similar though apparently.
We were seated just before our waitress stopped to get our drink order. As she approached the table.
Waitress: “Are [...]

Making a baby..
This is hilarious!  There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!–
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed [...]

This is a real conversation that took place in my house last night following my getting pissed at continued banter between my two teenage boys and my boyfriend (“A”) regarding tits, ass, cleavage and Heidi Montags new rack.
A: What’s the big deal?
Me: It’s disrespectful, that’s what the big deal is.
A: That’s just guys!
Me: So when [...]