a memory was something you lost
an application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
a web was a spider’s home
a virus was the flu
a CD was a bank account
a hard drive was a long road trip
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
… you hoped like hell nobody found out.
LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS
