a memory was something you lost an application was for employment a program was a TV show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano a web was a spider’s home a virus was the flu a CD was a bank account a hard drive was a long road trip a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy … you hoped like hell nobody […] Read the Full Article »
Thanks to all my friends and family…
To all my friends and family, Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy by sending me your damn chain letters over the last year. Because of your concern: * I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. * I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. * I no longer […] Read the Full Article »