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Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride is dishing on her sex life with the Playboy founder — and according to her, it wasn’t exactly X-rated.

Crystal Harris, 25, told radio shock jock Howard Stern on Tuesday that she had never seen the 85 year-old magazine mogul naked, and that their sex life left a lot to be desired.

"Hef doesn’t really take off his clothes. I have never seen him naked," she giggled in an appearance on Stern’s SiriusXM radio show.

Harris, who left Hefner and his Playboy Mansion five days before their planned June 18 wedding, claimed the pair only had sex once during their two-year relationship, and that it lasted "like about two seconds."

"I was over it. I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry," she added, as Stern pressed her for details.

In a separate interview with celebrity news show Access Hollywood, Harris said Hefner was more into "couch cuddling and movie nights", adding that after the early stages of their relationship sex "just wasn’t the most important thing to him."

"I love Hef. I cared about Hef. I always will. We had a good time together," added Harris.

Harris was Playboy magazine’s Miss December 2009 and appeared on the July cover of Playboy with a "runaway bride" sticker covering her bottom half.

Hefner, founder of the Playboy adult entertainment empire, has been married twice before. After initially describing himself as heartbroken at being dumped by Harris, Hefner has since announced that he has a new girlfriend, Shera Bechard, a 27 year-old French Canadian model who was Playboy’s Miss November 2010.

And in this video, Crystal Harris talks openly with Howard Stern about why she did not marry Hugh Hefner

Video has been removed by YouTube

So there you have it folks – the luckiest man on the planet (according to so many men) wasn’t getting so lucky after all.

Excuse me while I put on my shocked face.

Com’on – the dude is old as dirt! One of every erection pill on the planet mixed in a woody cocktail probably couldn’t get him going.

Thoughts?

Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride is dishing on her sex life with the Playboy founder — and according to her, it wasn’t exactly X-rated.

Crystal Harris, 25, told radio shock jock Howard Stern on Tuesday that she had never seen the 85 year-old magazine mogul naked, and that their sex life left a lot to be desired.

"Hef doesn’t really take off his clothes. I have never seen him naked," she giggled in an appearance on Stern’s SiriusXM radio show.

Harris, who left Hefner and his Playboy Mansion five days before their planned June 18 wedding, claimed the pair only had sex once during their two-year relationship, and that it lasted "like about two seconds."

"I was over it. I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry," she added, as Stern pressed her for details.

In a separate interview with celebrity news show Access Hollywood, Harris said Hefner was more into "couch cuddling and movie nights", adding that after the early stages of their relationship sex "just wasn’t the most important thing to him."

"I love Hef. I cared about Hef. I always will. We had a good time together," added Harris.

Harris was Playboy magazine’s Miss December 2009 and appeared on the July cover of Playboy with a "runaway bride" sticker covering her bottom half.

Hefner, founder of the Playboy adult entertainment empire, has been married twice before. After initially describing himself as heartbroken at being dumped by Harris, Hefner has since announced that he has a new girlfriend, Shera Bechard, a 27 year-old French Canadian model who was Playboy’s Miss November 2010.

So there you have it folks – the luckiest man on the planet (according to so many men) wasn’t getting so lucky after all.

Excuse me while I put on my shocked face.

Com’on – the dude is old as dirt! One of every erection pill on the planet mixed in a woody cocktail probably couldn’t get him going.

The parents that reported Carlie Christine (aka Carlie Beck) was on Today this morning. Heather and Scott Geneilla was called on the carpet for the possibility that she exposed Carlie as part of a vengeance scheme.

The dad said “This is a leader of young women” as if he is a saint who didn’t get a bit of a thrill checking out the photos.

Their daughter Adelle Geneilla was not allowed to try out for the cheer team because of a rules violation. So the mom decided to show that the cheer coach was violating rules too by having posed for Playboy in a former life prior to her coaching. When did two wrongs start making a right?

It was a bit more than obvious to me that the mom is a bit of a bee-yoch that wants her daughter to be on the cheer squad at any cost – especially when she didn’t want to lose control over the conversation with Matt Lauer.

Can we say OB-VEE-OUS?

The daughter claims she was disappointed and had morals that were not in line with those of her coach.

Right!?!?!

Seriously though – I understand the cheer coach made a mistake – but I can see where this could have been handled in a way that is much more beneficial to our youth if handled properly. Coming on the attack of the coach is not going to get anywhere – obviously. Carlie is developing quite the following of fans!

I have to admit, I’m kinda sorta glad the vindictive manner in which the Geneilla’s have handled this situation is blowing up in their faces.

Am I off kilter here?