Robert Morrow, a Ron Paul supporter has taken out a full-page ad in an Austin weekly rag asking the question: "Have you had sex with Rick Perry?" If you are a "stripper," "escort," or "young hottie" who has enjoyed a tall glass of that sweet Texas tea known as Gov. Rick Perry, then the Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy (CASH) would like a word with you. "Is it a real group? No. It’s just me," Morrow tells Salon.

Is it just me or does this whole upcoming 2012 election look to be more entertaining than a 3-ring circus?

First of all, the women need to get their emotions in check!

Next, every candidate should make it a policy to NEVER speak on a topic they are not expert in – if not expert, change the subject or make a bad joke. It would be much better than appearing to be a complete idiot wishing Elvis a happy birthday on his death day – or talking about Paul Revere with the knowledge that stems from a childhood poem alone.

Finally, all the candidates should work on speaking TO and WITH the people on issues that are important to them. Do they NOT realize that the constant attacks on the characters of other candidates is only making them look bad?

I’m trying to teach one of my boys that cutting people down doesn’t make him look better by making others look worse – it simply makes him look like a whiney little bitch and that’s not a face anyone should ever want to wear.

So, back to the original topic – how long until the strippers, tramps and escorts start falling from the Tiger Tree?